AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY HAS OCCURRED OUTSIDE A MUSLIM OWNED BAKERY (THE 72 VIRGINS) IN THE ARAB SECTION OF DEARBORN, MICHIGAN. OUTSIDE A SMALL BAKERY ON MARTYRS STREET (THATS JUST NORTH OF THE "INFIDEL GARBAGE DUMP" FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW THE CITY). APPARENTLY TWO SOMEWHAT NAIVE PROGRESSIVE GAY YOUNG MEN WONDERED INTO THE MUSLIM-OWNED BAKERY AND ASKED THE BAKER TO MAKE THEM A WEDDING CAKE FOR THEIR UPCOMING NUPTIALS. NEEDLESS TO SAY, ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE. AN ANGRY CROWD GATHERED AND IN SHORT ORDER THE TWO, OBVIOUSLY IGNORANT, YOUNG MEN WERE STONED TO DEATH BY A CROWD SHOUTING "ALLAH AKBAR". THE FIRST REPORTER ON THE SCENE, AFTER LEARNING ALL THE GORY DETAILS WAS PERPLEXED ON WHAT HE VIEWED TO BE A "CATCH-22" EVENT AND WAS OVER HEARD SAYING, "IF THIS WERE ONLY A CHRISTIAN BAKERY I COULD WIN A PULITZER".
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